just scored some xanax. and i have a capsule of x left from a year ago. omg.
everytime they talk i want to be like
i guess i am a horrible person, but, oh well.
and you have to see every single one of their facebook status’s with a depressing quote like its the end of the world.
and you just wanna be like stfu.
its pretty much neverending…
until, they get back together and you think its
over.but its not, NOW you have to see there happy obnoxious status’s.
OMG ALL THE FUCKING TIME OMG
at first you walk in all cocky, and introduce yourself
and they are like okay you may begin, so you do your thing
then you finish
and they just look at you and are all like that’s it?
so then you’re like
and once its over your like i totally just failed
ENEMY - HAHAHAHA! Serves you right!
FRIEND - Okay…
GOOD FRIEND - Aww cheer up. You’ll do better next time.
BEST FRIEND - HAHAHAHA! I FAILED TOO! HIGH-FIVE!